A walk in the park

A reverend was walking in a big city park, when he saw a perfect scene: a blonde-haired blue-eyed little girl playing with her golden retriever.
“Hello, little girl,” he said. “What’s your name?”

“My name is Blossom. My mommy was sitting under this very tree when she was pregnant with me, when an apple blossom fell on her tummy. She said that it was a sign from God, and if it was a girl, she would name her Blossom.”

”That’s a really sweet story,” the reverend replied. “What’s your dog’s name?”

“Porky.”

“That’s an unusual name for a dog. Why is he called that?”

“He fucks pigs.”

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