Actor Jokes

Why don’t actors play hide and seek?
Because good ones are always in the spotlight!

Why did the actor join the baseball team?
Because they know the script by heart, and they heard there’d be a lot of pitches!

Why did the actor sit on the clock?
Because they wanted to be on time for their role!

Why did the actor always carry a pen?
Because they might need to draw a scene!

Why did the actor bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house, and they always aim for the top!

How do actors stay cool?
Because they have so many fans!

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