Bus Driver
A little kid climbed onto a city bus and sat right behind the driver. The little kid started yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver started getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and yelled at the kid, “What if your dad was a serial killer and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiled and said, “Then I would be a bus driver!