Hang on
Q: What did Wednesday say to Thursday?
A: “Hang on, Friday is almost here!”
Q&A jokes are simple, back-and-forth style jokes where a question is asked and then answered with a funny or unexpected twist. They’re straightforward and often rely on puns or wordplay. For example, a joke might ask, “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?” The answer is, “Frostbite!” Another example could be, “Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?” with the punchline being, “Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.” These jokes are designed to be quick and amusing, perfect for sharing a laugh with friends or family, and they work well because the punchline often comes as a surprise, making them fun and engaging for listeners of all ages.
Q: What did Wednesday say to Thursday?
A: “Hang on, Friday is almost here!”
Q: If you have a sphere and you shake it, what do you get?
A: Shakespeare.
Q: Guess what?
A: Chicken butt! 😄🐔
Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A roomful – they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.💡💡💡
Q: Why did Wednesday get a promotion?
A: Because it’s in the middle of the “weak” and still works hard! 😄📅
Q: Why don’t Ferraris ever get lost?
A: Because they always take the fast lane in life! 🏎️💨😄
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That’s a hardware issue.
Q. Why did the spider cross the computer keyboard?
A. To get on the World Wide Web.
Why did the photo go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get a little brighter.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
Q: Why did the moon skip dinner?
A: It was full.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why did the number 7 eat number 9?
A: Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Q: Why was the equal sign so humble?
A: Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Q: Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild?
A: Because they are afraid of cheetahs.
Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?
A: Fsh!
Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: a blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: “six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Q: but why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: wishful thinking.
Q: did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: she missed the earth!
Q: did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: she tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord.
Q: did you hear about the blond with a masters degree in psychology?
A: she’ll blow your mind, too.
Q: did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: they went to see “closed for the winter”.
Q: did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: did you hear about the blonde doctor?
A: she shaved her patients, then took off their clothes.
Q: did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: she kept having affairs with men!
Q: did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a wreck?
A: the spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: she tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation?
A: well, now she is making money on the side.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who just bought an a.m. Radio?
A: it took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror With her eyes closed?
A: she wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her Husband’s car?
A: she burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: she believed him.
Q: did you hear about the conceited blonde?
A: she screams her own name when she comes.
Q: did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: it’s called maids – if the don’t get one, they die.
Q: did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: they take off their makeup.
Q: did you hear about the new slogan for miss clairol’s hair dye?
A: buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.
Q: did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: she missed.
Q: do you know why the blonde got fired from the m&m; factory?
A: for throwing out the w’s.
Q: how can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn’t know what she did with her cigarette.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: by the chipped tooth.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: by the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: she gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: a bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the Bosses’ faces.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: she has a checkbook.
Q: how can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: by the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: how can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: there is a stamp on it.
Q: how can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: she is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering What she did with her pencil.
Q: how did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: she fell out of the tree.
Q: how did the blonde burn her nose?
A: bobbing for french fries.
Q: how did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: the cow fell on her.
Q: how did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: she was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: how did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: she threw it off a cliff.
Q: how do blonde brain cells die?
A: alone.
Q: how do you brainwash a blonde?
A: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: how do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: blow in her ear, or
buy her another beer.
Q: how do you confuse a blonde?
A: you don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: how do you confuse a blonde?
A: ask her to alphabetize a bag of m&ms.
Q: how do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: flattered.
Q: how do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: how do you drown a blond?
A: put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: don’t tell her to swallow.
A3: leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: how do you get a blonde off of your knees?
A: come.
Q: how do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: how do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Hulk’s fart.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!