Irish dad jokes
Why don’t you want to borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
Why did the potato go to the party?
Because it’s a spud-tacular dancer!
Why did the Irishman bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O’Shea (ricochet)!
Why did the Irish man put his money in the blender?
To make some liquid assets!
What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
Why was the Irish football team so bad?
Because every time they got a corner, they opened a pub!
Why did the Irish weather forecaster go to jail?
He was accused of tempering with the degrees!
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why do Irish dogs have thin tails?
Because they wag them so fast they become a blur!