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Artistic Acquaintance

What did the painting say to the sculpture in the museum?
“I think I’ve seen you somewhere before!”

Ghostly Gallery

What’s a ghost’s favorite room in a museum?
The scare-itage site!

Mummy Meetup Fear

Why don’t mummies visit museums?
They’re afraid they’ll run into old friends!

Mummy’s Museum

Why was the mummy a great museum guide?
He knew the place inside and out!

Dino’s Day Out

Why did the dinosaur go to the art museum?
He wanted to see the “rexhibits”!

Noisy Exhibits

Why was the museum so noisy?
All the art works were making a scene!

Fossil Fumble

What did the museum curator say when he dropped a fossil?
“I’ve made a grave mistake!”

Framed Artwork

Why did the painting go to jail?
Because it was framed!

Cat Curator

What do you call a cat who lives in a museum?
A curator, because it’s always curating a collection of mice!

Truck

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and, as she lowers it, he says…

“Hi, my name is Kevin. It’s winter in Minnesota, and I’m driving the salt truck!”

Director’s Delight Ghostly Gallery

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Joke of the day:

Got Any Bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says ” Got any bread?”
And the barman says “No”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
And the barman, “No!”.
The following day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“I told you yesterday, N-O NO!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“For cryin’ out loud – N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !”
The day after the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“Look, if you ask me one more damn time if I’ve got any bread,
I’m going to nail your damn beak to the damn bar!!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any nails?”
“No!”
“Got any bread?

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