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What did the tie say to the hat?

What did the tie say to the hat? 👔 🎩

You go on a head and I’ll hang around.

The Ferrari Whisper

What do you call a whisper in a Ferrari showroom?

A horsepower!

Speed Limit

Why don’t Ferraris follow speed limits?

Because even their GPS says, “Recalculating… you’re too fast for this road!”


Q: Why don’t fish play basketball?

A: Because they’re afraid of the net!

What Taste

“What do snails taste like?”
“I don’t know! Why do you ask?”
“Because you just ate one that was in the salad!”


“Why did Roger leave his job?”
“Anything serious?”
“Yes. The boss got sick of him.”


During math class, Little Johnny is very bored, so the teacher interrupts him and asks: “Little Johnny, if you have 5 apples in one hand and 4 apples in the other hand, what do you have?”

Little Johnny thinks about it and answers: “Big hands, Mrs. Teacher!”

A Gym Time Promise

Sweetheart, I’m going to the gym. Please remember to water the plants.

Okay, just don’t go growing any muscles on someone else’s turf!

Business Trip Caution

Honey, I’m off on a business trip. Please, take good care of the child.
Alright, and you make sure you don’t get a child!

Color Blindness

A police officer stopped a driver who had crossed an intersection when the traffic light was red. The driver apologized:
“I just had a relapse of my illness right before this intersection!”
“What illness?” asked the officer.
“Color blindness!”

Smart Irishman Illness

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Got Any Bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says ” Got any bread?”
And the barman says “No”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
And the barman, “No!”.
The following day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“I told you yesterday, N-O NO!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“For cryin’ out loud – N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !”
The day after the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“Look, if you ask me one more damn time if I’ve got any bread,
I’m going to nail your damn beak to the damn bar!!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any nails?”
“Got any bread?

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