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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up quick!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FBI who?
I’m sorry, that information is classified.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!
"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
Very long pause…
"Java."
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A duck walks into a bar and says ” Got any bread?”
And the barman says “No”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
And the barman, “No!”.
The following day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“I told you yesterday, N-O NO!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“For cryin’ out loud – N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !”
The day after the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“Look, if you ask me one more damn time if I’ve got any bread,
I’m going to nail your damn beak to the damn bar!!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any nails?”
“No!”
“Got any bread?
