Museum Jokes

Why don’t museums allow balloon animals?
Because they’re worried about pop art!

What do you call a cat who lives in a museum?
A curator, because it’s always curating a collection of mice!

Why did the painting go to jail?
Because it was framed!

What did the museum curator say when he dropped a fossil?
“I’ve made a grave mistake!”

Why was the museum so noisy?
All the art works were making a scene!

Why did the dinosaur go to the art museum?
He wanted to see the “rexhibits”!

Why was the mummy a great museum guide?
He knew the place inside and out!

Why don’t mummies visit museums?
They’re afraid they’ll run into old friends!

What’s a ghost’s favorite room in a museum?
The scare-itage site!

What did the painting say to the sculpture in the museum?
“I think I’ve seen you somewhere before!”

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