Journalistic Japes
Q: Why did the newspaper file a complaint against the computer?
A: It couldn’t handle too many “tabs”!
Q: Why did the newspaper file a complaint against the computer?
A: It couldn’t handle too many “tabs”!
Q: Why did the news camera get in trouble?
A: It kept “shooting” people!
Q: Why did the political reporter get kicked out of the bar?
A: He wouldn’t stop polling people!
Q: Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to work?
A: He wanted to finally reach new heights in his “overcast” career!
Q: What do news anchors use to brush their teeth?
A: Breaking Toothpaste!
Q: Why did the news reporter bring a pencil?
A: To draw his own conclusions!
Why did the meteorologist bring a bag of ice to the studio? They wanted to ensure their weather forecast was on the “cool” side!
Why did the news anchor bring a ladder to work? They wanted to reach new heights when it came to reporting “breaking” news!
Did you hear about the newspaper headline that became a comedian? It had everyone in stitches with its clever wordplay!
Q: Why did the newspaper file a complaint against the computer?
A: It couldn’t handle too many “tabs”!
Q: Why did the news camera get in trouble?
A: It kept “shooting” people!
Q: Why did the political reporter get kicked out of the bar?
A: He wouldn’t stop polling people!
Q: Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to work?
A: He wanted to finally reach new heights in his “overcast” career!
Q: What do news anchors use to brush their teeth?
A: Breaking Toothpaste!
Q: Why did the news reporter bring a pencil?
A: To draw his own conclusions!
Why did the meteorologist bring a bag of ice to the studio? They wanted to ensure their weather forecast was on the “cool” side!
Why did the news anchor bring a ladder to work? They wanted to reach new heights when it came to reporting “breaking” news!
Did you hear about the newspaper headline that became a comedian? It had everyone in stitches with its clever wordplay!