News Jokes

Journalistic Japes

Q: Why did the newspaper file a complaint against the computer?
A: It couldn’t handle too many “tabs”!

Live Streaming Laughs

Q: Why did the news camera get in trouble?
A: It kept “shooting” people!

Political Puns

Q: Why did the political reporter get kicked out of the bar?
A: He wouldn’t stop polling people!

Weather Woes

Q: Why did the weather reporter bring a ladder to work?
A: He wanted to finally reach new heights in his “overcast” career!

Hilarious Shorts

Anchor Antics

Q: What do news anchors use to brush their teeth?
A: Breaking Toothpaste!

Breaking “Fake” News

Q: Why did the news reporter bring a pencil?
A: To draw his own conclusions!

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