Precipitation Puns

Q: Why did the man use ketchup during the rain? ☔🌧️😄
A: Because it was the only sauce without any leaks!

Wet Wit

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear! ☔🌧️😄

The Drizzle Dazzle

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Downpour Dilemma

Why did the thunder break up with the rain?

Because it was tired of going out in storms.

Precipitation Perception

Why don’t rains ever go to a concert?

Because they always get a pour reception.