Zoology Test

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species.

The student looked at each of the birds’ legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor’s desk and said, “What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?” With that the student threw his test on the professor’s desk and walked to the door.

The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn’t know every student’s name so as the student reached the door the professor called, “Mister, what’s your name?”

The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, “You tell me buddy! You tell me!”

Chapter Chuckles The Student

These Student Jokes Are So Cheesy, They'll Make You LOL in the Cafeteria!

Student jokes often revolve around the challenges, stereotypes, and humorous moments of student life, from studying and exams to the joys and pains of learning. For example, “Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!” This joke plays on the phrase “piece of cake” to mean something very easy, humorously taking the teacher’s words literally. It’s a light-hearted way to poke fun at the common experiences of doing homework and the misunderstandings that can happen between teachers and students. Student jokes like this one bring a smile by capturing the quirky and relatable aspects of being a student, making the trials of academia a bit more bearable with a dash of humor.

Here are some Student jokes that some people find funny:


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