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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
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“Java.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause…
“Java.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please let me in now?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— Moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you’re ready to hear another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sausage.
Sausage who?
Sausage a nice place you have here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta sauce, I’m getting hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I’m just a vegetable telling jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock jokes are a classic format that plays with the repetition of phrases for a humorous effect, often ending in a pun. Here’s an example:
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce.” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”
This joke uses the word “lettuce” to sound like “let us,” creating a playful twist on asking someone to enter a room. Knock knock jokes are beloved for their simplicity and the anticipation they build up to the punchline, making them a fun, interactive way to share a laugh with people of all ages.