Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Have You Rolling

Knock knock jokes are a classic format that plays with the repetition of phrases for a humorous effect, often ending in a pun. Here’s an example:

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce.” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”

This joke uses the word “lettuce” to sound like “let us,” creating a playful twist on asking someone to enter a room. Knock knock jokes are beloved for their simplicity and the anticipation they build up to the punchline, making them a fun, interactive way to share a laugh with people of all ages.

Here are some Knock Knock jokes that some people find funny:

Very long pause

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause…
“Java.”

Banana knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Robin

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!

Amos

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Hilarious Shorts

Atch

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Cash

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!

Boo Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Owls Say

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!

Doris

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Mikey

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Kenya

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please let me in now?

Ivana

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here

Alpaca Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

A Little Old Lady

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Orange You

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Lettuce In

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Olive Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

The Interrupting Cow

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— Moo!

Beets Me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I’m just a vegetable telling jokes.

Candice

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Orange You Glad?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?

Interrupting Cow

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!

Harry Up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Olive You!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Boo Hoo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Lettuce

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!

Figs

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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