A police officer stopped a driver who had crossed an intersection when the traffic light was red. The driver apologized:
“I just had a relapse of my illness right before this intersection!”
“What illness?” asked the officer.
“Color blindness!”
Why don’t programmers like planning weddings?
Because they can’t stand infinite loops!
Q: What did Wednesday say to Thursday?
A: “Hang on, Friday is almost here!”
A duck walks into a bar and says ” Got any bread?”
And the barman says “No”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
And the barman, “No!”.
The following day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“I told you yesterday, N-O NO!”
The next day the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“For cryin’ out loud – N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !”
The day after the duck returns and says “Got any bread?”
“Look, if you ask me one more damn time if I’ve got any bread,
I’m going to nail your damn beak to the damn bar!!”
The next day the duck returns and says “”Got any nails?”
“No!”
“Got any bread?
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