Clean Jokes

Clean Humor for Everyone

Clean jokes are funny without being rude or using bad words. They are about everyday things like animals, food, or school. For example, a joke might ask, “Why did the tomato turn red?” The answer is, “Because it saw the salad dressing!” Or, a joke might be about why the math book looked sad, and the answer is, “Because it had too many problems.” These jokes are safe for everyone, including kids, and are meant to make people smile and laugh together.

Here are some of the best Clean jokes:

A Desert Well’s Echo

A man is walking through the desert, completely exhausted and thirsty. He sees a well in the distance and shouts:
“Water, water!”

Suddenly, a voice from the well responds:
“Where, where?”


There were two people robbing an apartment.

The first one said, “I hear the owner coming! Quick, jump out the window!”

The second one said, “Are you crazy? We’re on the thirteenth floor!”

The first one said, “This is no time to be superstitious!”

Feathered Logic

Q: Why do ducks have feathers? 🦆
A: To cover their butt quacks! 🍑

The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Hilarious Shorts

The Retired Snowflake

Why did the snowflake apply for a job? It heard they were hiring “cool” people!

The Musical Bread

Why does bread hate hot weather?

It makes them feel too toasty!

The Oversharing Ocean

Why don’t we trust the ocean?

It’s too full of secrets!

The Artistic Egg

Why did the egg go to school?

To get egg-ucated!

The Unfit Lemon

Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

The Introverted Sun

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

Confused Clock

Why did the clock go to school?

It needed to work on its “ticks”!

The Athletic Baker

Why did the baker go to therapy?

Because he kneaded it!

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