Why did the salt get in trouble at school?
It kept pouring on the sass!

What did the sea say to the salt?
Stop seasoning me!

Why did the pepper tell the salt to stop being so moody?
Because it was too salty!

How does the ocean greet the salt?
With a salty wave!

Why did the salt go to the doctor?
It had high sodium pressure!

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