Too many candles

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburned!πŸ•―πŸ•―πŸ•―πŸ•―

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A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, β€œSo what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”
She says, β€œBernie, I want a divorce.” He says, β€œI wasn’t planning on spending that much.”

Blonde Interview

A blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
“So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?”
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying, “Ehhhh… 22!”

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
“And can you tell us your height, please?”

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, “Five foot two!”

This isn’t looking good, so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won’t have to count, measure, or look up.
“Just to confirm for our records, your name please?”

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, “MANDY!”

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks –
“What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?”

“Ohhhh, that!” replies the airhead…
“I was just running through that song –
‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear…’ ” πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

Candle Comedy

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: A year older and a bit more “candle-lit”! πŸŽ‚πŸ•―οΈπŸ˜„

Aging Amusement

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby after turning another year older! πŸŽ‚πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈπŸ˜„

Card Chuckles

Q: What do cats give each other for birthdays?
A: “Purr-sents!”

Gift Giggles

Q: Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the bar?
A: He heard the drinks were on the house!

Balloon Banter

Q: Why did the balloon go near the computer?
A: To get a “byte” of the birthday cake!

Party Puns

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Sweet Surprises

Q: How do you organize a fantastic birthday party?
A: You “cake” it one step at a time!

Wrinkle Wisdom

Q: Why did the old man put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Memory Lapse

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!

Aging Gracefully

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

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Funny Birthday Jokes for a Memorable Celebration

Birthday jokes bring a playful twist to the celebration of growing older. They often poke fun at the age-related quirks, the joy of unwrapping gifts, or the inevitable increase in the number of candles on the cake. These jokes might include playful warnings about the fire hazard of too many candles, the gentle teasing about forgetting where you left your glasses, or the humorous observations about how birthdays seem to come faster each year. The humor often comes from a place of affection, using light-hearted teasing to celebrate the person’s journey through life. Birthday jokes are a way to add laughter to the joy of marking another year, reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously and to enjoy the moment.

Here are some Birthday jokes that some people find funny:

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