Crater Chuckles
Q: What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument?
A: The bass! It loves those deep explosive notes!
Tectonic Teasers
Q: Why did the geologist go to the volcano?
A: For the uplifting experience!
Magma Mirth
Q: Why did the volcano blush?
A: It saw the earth’s crust!
Ash Antics
Q: What’s a volcano’s favorite kind of candy?
A: Anything that’s pop rocks!
Eruption Excitement
Q: Why did the volcano apply for a job?
A: It wanted to become erupt-ly employed!
Lava Laughs
Q: Why did the volcano break up with the mountain?
A: It wanted someone with more depth!
