Dinosaur Jokes

Fossil-Fueling Fun with These Dino-Mite Jokes!

Dinosaur jokes are funny lines or stories about dinosaurs. They often make fun of how big dinosaurs are, their names, or imagine what life with dinosaurs would be like today. For example, a joke might ask, “What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?” The answer is, “A thesaurus.” Another joke could be, “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?” with the punchline being, “Because the ‘P’ is silent.” These jokes are simple and use ideas about dinosaurs to make people laugh, especially kids who are fascinated by these ancient creatures. They play with words and funny thoughts about dinosaurs in a light-hearted way.

Here are some Dinosaur jokes that some people find funny:

T. rex’s favorite number

Q: What was T. rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Lost Dinosaur

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can’t read!


Q: Why did the dinosaur get in the bed ?
A: Because he was tired!

Dinosaurs Crash

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Hilarious Shorts


Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

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