Q: Why did the lion get kicked out of the soccer game?
A: Every time he got the ball, he thought it was a roar-nament! 🦁⚽😄

Q: What kind of ball does a dog never fetch?
A: A snowball – it melts in their mouth!

Q: Why don’t elephants play basketball?
A: Because they’re afraid of the mouse in the ball!

A ping pong ball said to a tennis ball,
“Why are you so much bigger than me?”
The tennis ball replied, “Because I have bigger court issues!”

A volleyball visited the beach.
Another ball asked, “First time here?”
The volleyball replied, “No, I’m just here for the net-working.”

A golf ball went to a therapist.
The therapist asked, “What’s the problem?”
The golf ball sighed, “I’m in a hole.”

A soccer ball was feeling down.
His friend asked, “What happened?”
He replied, “I’ve just been kicked around too much.”

A basketball walked into a bar.
The bartender said, “Why the long bounce?”
The basketball replied, “Just dribbling around.”

Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
Because they’d get called for traveling!

Why did the rubber ball go to school?
Because it wanted to get a little bounce in its step!

Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
Because they watch cricket instead!

Q: Why was the baseball so good at meditation?
A: It knew the key to peace was finding its center.

Q: Why don’t soccer balls make good detectives?
A: Because they can’t hold onto any leads.

Q: Why did the basketball go to school?
A: Because it heard it could improve its dribbling there.