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Baby, if you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Chill Chortles

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Shady Dog Dilemma

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: He didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Piano Pitfall

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor!

Bee Banter

Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: He found his honey!

Egg-citing Escapades

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk!

Coffee Conundrums

Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged!

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