Thursday’s Theatrics
Thursday went to a theater.
The ticket collector said, “Enjoy the show!”
Thursday replied, “Thanks! But I’m just here for the previews before the main event on Friday.”
The Optimistic Thursday
Wednesday said to Thursday,
“Why are you always so happy?”
Thursday grinned, “Because every time I show up, it means Friday is just a sleep away!”
Thursday’s Identity Crisis
Monday asked Thursday,
“Why do you always seem confused?”
Thursday responded, “People keep thinking I’m Friday in disguise.”
Almost Friday Frenzy
A tired worker said on a Thursday,
“I can’t believe it’s not Friday!”
His colleague replied, “Hold on, Thursday’s the Friday eve!”
Throwback Thoughts
Thursday was chatting with Friday.
“Why do people always look back on me?” Thursday wondered.
Friday responded, “Because you’re always a throwback!”
Thursday’s Thirst
On a hot Thursday afternoon, the calendar said to the water cooler,
“Is it just me or are we close to the weekend?”
The water cooler replied, “Stay hydrated, Friday’s on the horizon!”
