Why don’t aliens visit us on Mondays?

Because on their planet, one hour lasts an entire Earth day, and their “Monday” is like an entire Earth month! 🌌
Imagine them checking their intergalactic calendars: “Nope, can’t invade Earth today, it’s still Monday back home. Let’s wait until it’s over… in a few Earth weeks.” 🛸

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