Wedding Jokes

Marriage Mirth
Q: Why do most married men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.

Wedding Whimsy
Q: What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?
A: Cantaloupe!

Nuptial Nonsense
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul smells, and don’t work half the time.

Bridal Banter
Q: Why did the scientist get married?
A: He found a perfect “solution”!

Ring Riddles
Q: Why is a bad joke like a bad marriage?
A: Both have poor “delivery”!

Vow Vexations
Q: What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Honeymoon Humor
Q: Why do they call it a “honeymoon”?
A: Because “honey” is sweet, and “moon” is the length of time the sweetness is expected to last!

Aisle Irony
Q: Why was the broom late for the wedding?
A: It swept in!

Marital Merriment
Q: What’s the best way to keep your spouse in suspense?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow!

Couple Comedy
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: “You turn me on.”

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