Eye Jokes

Iris Insights

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Q: How do you call an eye that can’t decide on its color?
A: An “iRis-decisive”!

Cornea Comedy

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Q: Why did the eye join the circus?
A: It was a great pupil of the art of clowning!

Visionary Vibes

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Q: Why did the eye bring a suitcase to the optometrist?
A: It was packed with baggage.

Lash Laughs

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Q: Why did the eye lash out at the nose?
A: It was tired of being looked down upon!

Sight-seeing Silliness

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Q: Why did the eye go to school?
A: To improve its pupil performance!

Pupillary Puns

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.