Black Friday Jokes

Bargain Banter

Q: Why was the computer cold at the store on Black Friday?
A: It left its Windows open.

Shopping Silliness

Q: How do Black Friday shoppers exercise?
A: They do their cardio by running towards sales.

Retail Riddles

Q: Why don’t turkeys like Black Friday?
A: They don’t like being stuffed… especially into shopping carts.

Shop ’til You Drop

What did the Black Friday shopper say to their exhausted feet?
“Don’t worry, we’ll get a good deal on Band-Aids tomorrow!”

Shopping Strategy

Why did the mathematician love Black Friday?
Because it was the only day when the discounts were off the charts!

Early Bird Special

Why did the alarm clock go shopping on Black Friday?
Because it wanted to catch the best deals before they flew away!

Discount Frenzy

Why did the shopaholic bring a ladder on Black Friday?
Because they heard the prices were through the roof!

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space.

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Laugh Your Way Through Black Friday with These Hilarious Jokes

Black Friday jokes often highlight the chaotic, intense, and sometimes absurd nature of the shopping frenzy that takes place the day after Thanksgiving in the United States. These jokes might focus on the extreme lengths people go to snag a deal, the early hours shoppers line up outside stores, or the battles over the last discounted item on the shelf. For instance, a joke might be about someone calling in “sick” to work, only to be seen on the news camping outside a store for a TV sale. The humor often comes from exaggerating the shopping madness, like comparing the rush to get into a store when the doors open to a competitive sport, or joking about needing survival gear just to navigate the sales. Black Friday jokes playfully critique the consumer madness, offering a humorous take on the kickoff to the holiday shopping season.

Here are some of the best Black Friday jokes:

Bargain Banter

Q: Why was the computer cold at the store on Black Friday?
A: It left its Windows open.

Shopping Silliness

Q: How do Black Friday shoppers exercise?
A: They do their cardio by running towards sales.

Retail Riddles

Q: Why don’t turkeys like Black Friday?
A: They don’t like being stuffed… especially into shopping carts.

Shop ’til You Drop

What did the Black Friday shopper say to their exhausted feet?
“Don’t worry, we’ll get a good deal on Band-Aids tomorrow!”

Hilarious Shorts

Shopping Strategy

Why did the mathematician love Black Friday?
Because it was the only day when the discounts were off the charts!

Early Bird Special

Why did the alarm clock go shopping on Black Friday?
Because it wanted to catch the best deals before they flew away!

Discount Frenzy

Why did the shopaholic bring a ladder on Black Friday?
Because they heard the prices were through the roof!

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksg...

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space.

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