Parenting Jokes

Babysitting Boasts

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Q: Why did the computer keep freezing?
A: It had too many “windows” open, just like a multitasking parent!

Homework Hoots

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Q: Why did the math book look sad?
A: Because it had too many parent-teacher conference “problems.”

Playtime Puns

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Q: Why did the parent’s favorite game become hide and seek?
A: It was the only way to enjoy a moment of peace and quiet!

Mealtime Mayhem

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Q: Why did the scarecrow become a parent?
A: Because he was outstanding in his “field” of patience during dinner time!

Diaper Duty

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little “boogie” in it! (Parents will understand.)

Sleepless Nights

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Q: Why did the parent bring string to the café?
A: They wanted to tie up some “loose ends” during their five-minute break!