Babysitting Boasts
Q: Why did the computer keep freezing?
A: It had too many “windows” open, just like a multitasking parent!
Homework Hoots
Q: Why did the math book look sad?
A: Because it had too many parent-teacher conference “problems.”
Playtime Puns
Q: Why did the parent’s favorite game become hide and seek?
A: It was the only way to enjoy a moment of peace and quiet!
Mealtime Mayhem
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a parent?
A: Because he was outstanding in his “field” of patience during dinner time!
Diaper Duty
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little “boogie” in it! (Parents will understand.)
Sleepless Nights
Q: Why did the parent bring string to the café?
A: They wanted to tie up some “loose ends” during their five-minute break!
