Icy Ironies

Q: What’s an igloo’s favorite type of music?
A: Cool jazz!

Snowy Snickers

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the talent show during winter?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field, even when it was frozen!

Frosty Frivolities

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!

Chill Chuckles

Q: Why did the girl bring string to the bar?
A: To tie one on when it gets too cold!

Blizzard Banter

Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle!

Frozen Funnies

Q: What did one icicle say to the other icicle?
A: “You hang around here often?”

The Retired Snowflake Snowy Snickers

Cold Jokes Guaranteed to Warm Your Heart

Cold jokes are funny lines or stories about cold weather or things that are very cold. They often joke about snow, ice, winter, and how people act when it’s cold. For example, a joke might ask, “What do you call an old snowman?” The answer is, “Water!” Another joke could be, “Why did the girl keep her trumpet in the freezer?” The answer is, “Because she liked cool music.” These jokes are simple and meant to make people laugh by using ideas about cold things in a funny way.

Here are some of the best jokes about cold:

Top Jokes