Cow Culprits
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Purr-fect Punchline
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowtain!
Haunted Humor
Q: What room do ghosts avoid?
A: The living room!
Oceanic Outbursts
Q: What do you call a fish with a bowtie?
A: Sofishticated!
Dining Dilemma
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An “impasta”!
Feathery Fun
Q: What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower?
A: Shredded tweet!
