Winter Whimsy

Q: Why did December ask November to leave?
A: Because November was taking all the fall, and December wanted to bring in the snow! ❄️😄🌨️

A Windy Day

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

A Hot Day

Why did the thermometer go to jail?

Because it was under a false pretense.

A Snowy Day

Why did the snowman go to the hospital?

He had a bad case of frostbite.

A Sunny Day

Why did the sun go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little under the weather.

A Stormy Night

What do you call a thunderstorm that’s really loud?

A thunder-brag.

A Cloudy Day

Why did the cloud feel down?

Because it was feeling overcast.

Raincheck

Why does Sleet win so many arguments against Rain?
Because it always gets the last freeze!

Sunny Disposition

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you!

Cloudy Judgement

Why don’t clouds like to go to school?
Because they can’t keep their attention from drifting!