Weather Jokes

Winter Whimsy

Q: Why did December ask November to leave?
A: Because November was taking all the fall, and December wanted to bring in the snow! ❄️😄🌨️

A Windy Day

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

A Hot Day

Why did the thermometer go to jail?

Because it was under a false pretense.

A Snowy Day

Why did the snowman go to the hospital?

He had a bad case of frostbite.

Hilarious Shorts

A Sunny Day

Why did the sun go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little under the weather.

A Stormy Night

What do you call a thunderstorm that’s really loud?

A thunder-brag.

A Cloudy Day

Why did the cloud feel down?

Because it was feeling overcast.

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