Animal dad jokes

Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why did the scarecrow adopt a dog?
Because he needed a bark-crow!

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

Why do birds not use Facebook?
Because they’re already on Twitter!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why did the crab never share?
Because he’s shellfish!

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!

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