Why don’t bears like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in sweaters!
What’s a bear’s favorite drink?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white!
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go!
Why don’t bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet!