Bear Jokes

Why don’t bears like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!

What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
A drizzly bear!

Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in sweaters!

What’s a bear’s favorite drink?

What do you call a bear with no ears?

Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white!

What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda!

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go!

Why don’t bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet!

Cheetahs Don’t Need Wings! Why do cows wear bells?