Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To talk to the other side!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks, but the chicken took all the credit!
Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
Because it didn’t have a chair!
How do you know if a chicken is on vacation?
It uses its “egg-spert” travel agent!
Why did the chicken go to the library?
It wanted a book on “egg-citing” adventures!
Why did the chicken get detention?
For using fowl language!
What did the chicken say after laying a square egg?
“Ouch!”
