Ant Jokes

The Puny Patriot

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What do you call an ant from the United States?
An Ameri-cant!

The Diminutive Detective

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Why was the ant a great detective?
Because he always got to the bottom of things!

The Microscopic Musician

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What do you call an ant who likes to play music?
A hum-ant!

The Petite Picasso

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What do you call an ant who can paint?
An arte-mis!

The Tiny Titan

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Why did the ant dance on the jam jar?
Because the lid said, “Twist to open!”

The Industrious Intruder

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Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!