Black Friday Jokes

Bargain Banter

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Q: Why was the computer cold at the store on Black Friday?
A: It left its Windows open.

Shopping Silliness

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Q: How do Black Friday shoppers exercise?
A: They do their cardio by running towards sales.

Retail Riddles

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Q: Why don’t turkeys like Black Friday?
A: They don’t like being stuffed… especially into shopping carts.

Shop ’til You Drop

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What did the Black Friday shopper say to their exhausted feet?
“Don’t worry, we’ll get a good deal on Band-Aids tomorrow!”

Shopping Strategy

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Why did the mathematician love Black Friday?
Because it was the only day when the discounts were off the charts!

Early Bird Special

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Why did the alarm clock go shopping on Black Friday?
Because it wanted to catch the best deals before they flew away!

Discount Frenzy

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Why did the shopaholic bring a ladder on Black Friday?
Because they heard the prices were through the roof!

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

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Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksg...

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What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space.