911

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

List of Blonde Jokes

The blonde and the iron board

Sunroof You All Night Long

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette

Blonde Valedictorian

Hide and Go Seek

Blonde Test

Puzzle Pieces

In The Morning

Magic Mirror

Three Girls in the Desert

Tardy Blonde

Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda jus...

Blondes and Waterskiing

The Genie

Wild Horse

Tag Team

Who Killed Abe?

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

The Blonde and the Librarian

Grenade

On your lap

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

Blondes and Colds

Kiss Me I’m Blonde

Little Voice

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

How do blonde brain cells die?

Life Saver

Blondy Beer

Swervey Blondes

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

Why are blondes like cornflakes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Sleeping Blonde

Knitter

Blondevision

Jump off a cliff…

Cutting Pizza

The Blonde and the Deodorant

Blondes in a Frying Pan

The Wet and the Blonde

Blonde in an Elevator

Three blondes in a freezer

A 100 dollar bill

Alligator Shoes

What Are Ya, Chicken?

Blonde…Bananas

Blonde basement