How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

List of Blonde Jokes

The blonde and the iron board

Sunroof You All Night Long

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette

Blonde Valedictorian

Hide and Go Seek

Swervey Blondes

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

How do blonde brain cells die?

Sleeping Blonde

Knitter

Blondevision

Jump off a cliff…

Why are blondes like cornflakes

The Blonde and the Deodorant

Blondes in a Frying Pan

The Wet and the Blonde

Blonde in an Elevator

Three blondes in a freezer

Cutting Pizza

Alligator Shoes

What Are Ya, Chicken?

Blonde…Bananas

Blonde basement