Clean Jokes

A Desert Well’s Echo

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A man is walking through the desert, completely exhausted and thirsty. He sees a well in the distance and shouts:
“Water, water!”

Suddenly, a voice from the well responds:
“Where, where?”

Escape

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There were two people robbing an apartment.

The first one said, “I hear the owner coming! Quick, jump out the window!”

The second one said, “Are you crazy? We’re on the thirteenth floor!”

The first one said, “This is no time to be superstitious!”

Feathered Logic

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Q: Why do ducks have feathers? 🦆
A: To cover their butt quacks! 🍑

The Perfect Son

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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

The Retired Snowflake

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Why did the snowflake apply for a job? It heard they were hiring “cool” people!

The Musical Bread

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Why does bread hate hot weather?

It makes them feel too toasty!

The Oversharing Ocean

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Why don’t we trust the ocean?

It’s too full of secrets!

The Artistic Egg

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Why did the egg go to school?

To get egg-ucated!

The Unfit Lemon

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Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

The Introverted Sun

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Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

Confused Clock

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Why did the clock go to school?

It needed to work on its “ticks”!

The Athletic Baker

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Why did the baker go to therapy?

Because he kneaded it!