A Desert Well’s Echo
A man is walking through the desert, completely exhausted and thirsty. He sees a well in the distance and shouts:
“Water, water!”
Suddenly, a voice from the well responds:
“Where, where?”
A man is walking through the desert, completely exhausted and thirsty. He sees a well in the distance and shouts:
“Water, water!”
Suddenly, a voice from the well responds:
“Where, where?”
There were two people robbing an apartment.
The first one said, “I hear the owner coming! Quick, jump out the window!”
The second one said, “Are you crazy? We’re on the thirteenth floor!”
The first one said, “This is no time to be superstitious!”
Q: Why do ducks have feathers? 🦆
A: To cover their butt quacks! 🍑
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Why did the snowflake apply for a job? It heard they were hiring “cool” people!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It makes them feel too toasty!
Why don’t we trust the ocean?
It’s too full of secrets!
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated!
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why did the clock go to school?
It needed to work on its “ticks”!
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it!
What did the wise owl say to his friends during a stormy night? “Owl be there for you, through thick and thin!”
Why did the statue need a tissue? Because it had a marble-ous case of the sneezes!
Why did the musical penguin bring his own instrument to the concert? Because he didn’t want to be caught winging it!
Clean jokes are funny without being rude or using bad words. They are about everyday things like animals, food, or school. For example, a joke might ask, “Why did the tomato turn red?” The answer is, “Because it saw the salad dressing!” Or, a joke might be about why the math book looked sad, and the answer is, “Because it had too many problems.” These jokes are safe for everyone, including kids, and are meant to make people smile and laugh together.