Computer Dad Jokes
Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the binary side.
What do you call a computer superhero? A Screen Saver.
Why did the computer programmer quit her job? Because she didn’t get arrays.
What did the Java Code say to the C code? You’ve got no class.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
What’s the ultimate hide and seek champion? A variable.
What do you call a programmer who doesn’t understand recursion? Devoid of self-reference.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.
Why did the computer programmer’s girlfriend leave him? He had problems committing.
What do you call a group of computers that are always together? A LAN party.
Why did the website go to the hospital? It had a bad URL.
What do you call a computer that’s always tired? A CPU.
Why did the computer get so angry? Because it had a chip on its shoulder.