Internet Jokes
Why don’t computers ever get cold?
Because they have Windows!
Why was the computer cold at the office?
It left its Windows open!
Why was the computer cold at home?
It left all of its Windows open!
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell.
Why did the spider go to the computer?
To check his web site.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems to solve… on the internet!
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
Adele Rolling in the Deep.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a bad virus.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It thought it had a terminal illness!
