Why don’t keyboards ever sleep?
Because they have two shifts!
Why was the keyboard feeling proud?
Because it has so many “caps”!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open and let in a draft!
What do you call a keyboard that can sing?
Why was the keyboard always losing at poker?
Because it kept showing a pair of Aces and a few 2s, 3s, and 4s!