Corny Jokes

Vegetable Vaudeville

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.

Garden Giggles

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Q: Why don’t gardeners ever tell secrets?
A: Because the flowers will spill the beans.

Corny Comedy

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Q: Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.