Football Jokes

Ronaldo

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Why did Ronaldo bring string to the soccer match?

To tie the score!

Soccer Puns

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What do you call a footballer who can play the piano?
A midfield maestro!

Field Fears

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Why was the football field nervous?
It heard the players had killer kicks!

Sportsmanship

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Why don’t grasshoppers watch football?
They prefer cricket!

Goalkeeper’s Diet

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What does a football goalkeeper eat for lunch?
Nothing, they don’t like to be fed goals!

Football Forecast

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Why don’t football teams go to the bakery?
Because they’re afraid of turnovers!

Soccer Sleep

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Why don’t football players ever get caught napping?
Because they’re good at ‘catching’ up on their sleep!