Grandmother Jokes

Grandma’s Secret

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Why did Grandma start walking five miles a day?
She’s now 97 years old and we have no idea where she is!

Fashion-forward Grandma

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Why did Grandma wear her sunglasses to the bingo game?
Because she has a flair for the dramatic and wanted to have a ‘bingo moment’!

Grandma’s Cookies

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Why are grandma’s cookies so popular on the internet?
Because they’re cookies that accept all visitors!

Early Bird Granny

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Why does grandma wake up at 4 am?
She didn’t want to sleep through her 5 am nap!

Grandma’s Cooking

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What did grandma say when she saw the spaghetti boiling over?
“Looks like pasta la vista, baby!”

Tech-Savvy Gran

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Why did Grandma put her iPad into the blender?
She wanted to make apple juice!