Some Halloween Quickies

Why did the ghost cry?
Because he had a BOO BOO.
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What lives on the beach, rides a broom and casts spells?
A Sandwitch.
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because airplanes are too big to sit on.
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Why did the pirate put a pumpkin on his eye?
Because he wanted a pumpkin patch.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the devil?
Deviled Ham
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What do ghosts ride at amusement parks?
The roller ghoster.
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What did one angry skeleton say to another?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet.
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Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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What do people in West Viginia do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
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Why didn’t the witch have any kids?
Her husband had crystal balls and a hollow-weenie
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Did you hear about the Agoraphobic Homosexual Witch?
She was afraid to come out of the broom closet.
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
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What was the witches’ favorite subject in school?
Spelling
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