Irish College Students One-Liners

Q. Why don’t they have Christmas at Trinity?
A. They can’t find a virgin and three wise men.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Trinity?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.

Q. What’s the first thing a Trinity girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!

Q. What does a IT student call a D.C.U student after graduation?
A. Boss.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Carlow?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. Did you hear that the library at Trinity burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset….some of the books weren’t colored-in yet.

Q. Why do Trinity graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from IT’s have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.