A few Shorties

What do you call an advanced degree in sensationalistic journalism?
A doctor-it degree.

What’s the difference between a well-brushed equine and rapid teaching?
A well-brushed equine is a curried horse while rapid teaching makes for a hurried course.

What do you get for a friend who is graduating from Law School?
A Lobotomy.

Fit a pope into a Volkswagen Chainsaws