It’s hotter than Jokes
It’s hotter than a firefighter’s practice dummy out here!
It’s hotter than a popcorn kernel at the bottom of the bag!
It’s hotter than a jalapeno’s armpit!
It’s hotter than a blister bug in a pepper patch!
It’s hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hades!
It’s hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof!
It’s hotter than the sweatband in a fireman’s helmet!
It’s hotter than a furnace in Death Valley!
It’s hotter than two foxes in a wool sack!
It’s hotter than a pepper sprout in a salsa dance competition!