It’s hotter than Jokes

It’s hotter than a firefighter’s practice dummy out here!

It’s hotter than a popcorn kernel at the bottom of the bag!

It’s hotter than a jalapeno’s armpit!

It’s hotter than a blister bug in a pepper patch!

It’s hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hades!

It’s hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof!

It’s hotter than the sweatband in a fireman’s helmet!

It’s hotter than a furnace in Death Valley!

It’s hotter than two foxes in a wool sack!

It’s hotter than a pepper sprout in a salsa dance competition!

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